I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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