That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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