the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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