Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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