Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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