the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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