Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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