...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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