did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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