So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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