wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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