He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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