oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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