Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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