We should be called the Road Head Warriors
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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