she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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