Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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