He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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