ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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