Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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