I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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