Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Did I show you my penis last night?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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