No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize