If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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