Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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