so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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