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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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