i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We don't watch enough power rangers
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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