My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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