i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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