I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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