Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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