Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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