brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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