I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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