I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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