So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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