I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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