so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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