no you cant smoke seaweed
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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