Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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