I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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