In the future we'll all be gay
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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