I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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MIDGETS
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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