Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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