You work out of a Hotel?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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