who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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