Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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