OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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