The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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